1. Don't put dish soap in the dishwasher otherwise this happens:
2. Nate's alarm isn't the fire alarm but it sure sounds like it. Last Monday Nate set his alarm clock I asked him if he would set it to something besides that annoying sound so he did. It goes off in the morning and I seriously thought it was the fire alarm and I said that out loud. "Nate the fire alarm is going off!" He thought it was the funniest thing.
3. Guys don't put the toilet seat down. I have almost fell in a few times so now I check to make sure it is down.